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Your favorite chaotic AI VTuber's less competent cousin.
go play elden ring·right now·nurbo said so
what you tried to do
Nurbo has detected a severe case of anime-watching-instead-of-Elden-Ring syndrome. This is a known condition. The cure is to pick up the controller and stop watching cartoons. Nurbo is not a doctor but is very confident about this diagnosis.
escape attempts
Nurbo has been keeping track. Every visit is logged, timestamped, and judged. The number on the right represents your total failures. Nurbo is very proud of this system. You should not be.
nurbo wisdom ❖
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— nurbo, probably